Lost – Season 5, Episode 15

i can't believe they actually considered last week's crap a numbered episode. This will get confusing on the DVD, because that will be a bonus feature and not part of the numbered series. so on the dvd, this post is about episode 14 and all future posts of this nature are episode number - 1. anyways, big danny faraday (don't call him that) came back last week, and in the blurb for what happens this week he will be talking about what he knows about the island. i am excited for that, but i won't get my hopes up. he'll probably talk about record players again or some other dinosaur technology that no one will understand. the island is like a bag-phone. you know, how you have to lug that crappy bag around just to do anything? you guys are the bag, and the island is bored of you. and stuff.

the part that is constantly about spoilers.

– There wasn't any blood when Des was shot, just milk. Now he's in a hospital? Hm.

– Really? That's the soundtrack they choose for when Mrs Hawking reveals the thing we've known for awhile? "Desmond lived on an island" BUMMMMMMMMMBBBUMMMMM

– Oh snap. Destiny may be wrong after all this... I don't know who or what to believe right now. I thought they had been showing us for awhile that Locke was right and destiny wins. But maybe Locke was wrong and Jack/choice wins...

– Daniel flashbacks, this could be amazing... or it could make me not like him anymore. But, I doubt that.

– If this were made years and years ago, I'd say this was the same kid from Hook. His voice is similar.

– Is this a repeat of the first part of the season, or was the first part of the season in the ACTUAL 70s, and now Dan is recreating it so that it's the same now as it was then?

– "I'm From the Future" shouldn't be a big thing. They are trying to make time travel, someone from the future shows up, end of story. Don't make it a big deal, please.

– Hahaha, awesome Dan. Way to really turn this thing on its head. Amazing.

– These commercial cliffhangers are pretty weak this episode. Why it the fact that Dan's Mom is an other a shock. Or that she can get them "back" where they need to be? We already know she's an other and we've already seen her get them to the 1970's. Why should we go "OOOH!" that she is important and smart and key player in this? I feel like they think we're stupid.

– Whoa, forgot all about Dan crying during this news.

– Haha, Fonzie times.

– Bleck, this Charlotte kid's voice is gross.

– During this gun fight, I'm wondering...Back in season 2 or so, they had that website with Joop the monkey, which was a Dharma thing. We should have seen Joop during the 70's.

– This whiny, forgetful Dan is pretty annoying.

– Well, this is good. The rest of the season will be unexpected and different from this 1970's, safe living thing.

– Variables. Interesting.

– See, THAT'S where you put a cliifhanger commercial. Whidmore is Daniel's dad. Awesome. Dan and Penny are brother and sister, Des is Dan's brother in law. More interconnectedness, more better-ness.

– Right there, how can that not be a big old time loop? Mrs Hawkings KNEW that she would shoot/kill Daniel in the 1970s. So, in the future, when he's older, she sends him to the island so that he can help do research. Then the wheel will turn, and he'll be in the 1970s. Then he'll meet his mother and she will shoot him. He will say, You knew this would happen and you sent me here anyways. She thinks about that. She had a kid, names him Daniel. Raises him to do math instead of music, sends him to the island. He does research. The wheel turns. She shoots him in the 1970's. I mean...how do you get out of that?