bsg – season 4, episode 22

this is it. the end of battlestar. let's see how it all goes down. i've never really watched a show like this that has ended on its own terms...

obviously spoilers. this is the end of a show.

– Is that Caprica city? Looks pretty cool and bright.

– I feel like they are overacting being drunk.

– Again and again with this Caprica flash back stuff. Just tell me why Starbuck is a ghost/angel/something and show this final-final cylon war.

– Worst of all might be Roslin's flashbacks. I don't really care. She had some visions and then she didn't seem to really be important again. Now she's trying to date a student. Ughhhhh. This is going to be half the episode, isn't it?

– I know starbuck likes to drink, but thats a ton of shotglasses to have.

– Grossssss vomit. So, Adama got trashed and that's how he decided to be on Galactica?

– Colonial 1 can fit in the docking bay? That's nuts.

– I'm so bored with Roslin. She never does anything worth anything.

– Glad they are making Raptor pilots seem tough and awesome finally. Or at least, explaining that they are and showing why.

– Adama turned over control of the fleet to Hoshi? He's the boyfriend of Gaeta...the guy that recently tried to kill Adama. I know Hoshi himself hasn't done anything wrong, but that's guilt by association.

– Thank the gods that they didn't waste more than 5 seconds showing Anders getting moved to CIC. In a normal episode, that would have taken the entire hour.

– But at the same point...how did they just move that hybrid tank? All that fluid? That huge structure?

– I would complain and ask where all those centurions came from, but I don't care. They are getting me amped for this upcoming firefight.

– uh...what? Assault 2 is suting up and hanging out in the museum wing? hahah..

– 30 minutes to get to the actual jump? Not bad. That's an hour to fight and resolve ~100 hours worth of questions.

– The CGI in this episode is pretty...obvious? I dunno. It's a little strange looking.

– Those raptors just jumped from INSIDE the galactica. 3 episodes ago, one jumping NEAR the ship ruined everything. Now 8 can jump from inside?

– Battering Ram Galactica. BRG.

– Does they Colony have resurrection technology?

– Lee or Bill or someone important had better die in this fight.

– never reminisce in an asteroid field or anywhere near a black hole. Duh.

– Hahahaha...the centurions in a punching match with those...uh...classic model cylons? one got kneed in the crotch. Good tactic even for robots.

– "The Colonial Forces aboard the Colony" isn't confusing at all...

– Almost some information about the virtual baltar and caprica. damn.

– "There's a lot of ghosts running around here."

– Those old cylons look so bad.

– When they were first gearing up, their Centurions had red stripes on them. When they were raiding the Colony, they were leading around non-red-striped Cents. How do they now know they aren't shooting their own toasters?

– Oh no. When I wanted someone to die, it wasn't Helo!

– They are so wishy washy on what the focus/importance of this show is...It was finding earth, then it was finding out the final 5, then it was seemingly Starbuck, now its Hera. I bet they can change it again in the next 50 minutes.

– Oh, cool. The opera house is finally becoming a thing in reality.

– The final 5 standing up there in CIC is kind of nice.

– They just patched the Galactica's CIC through to the Cylon colony? Since when can they do that? Since Anders was hooked up in there? I don't get it.

– What about that black hole they are right next to?

– Resurrection technology is a torrent file, and the final 5 are seeders.

– Ahhhhhhhh man! Tyrol!

– hahahahahh, the undead nuke fire. That's hilarious. In a corny way.

– This jump should destroy the Galactica, right? Her bones are rotten.

– Oh there she goes..

– If Starbuck jumped them to the earth area where she exploded, died and was reborn, would they be ok?

– Earth again? I'd like the see the crippled Galactica get through our atmosphere.

– Dinosaurs, right?

– Haha. Even better.

– 5 white dudes, finding earth and starting all life.

– What was that not-earth they found previously? The earth of legend, but they will call this place Earth in remembrance of that wasteland?

– So, this place has a moon. Looks like our current earth, but is populated with cavemen. But the continents are separated and not pangea-esque. Wasn't it Pangea during caveman time?

– I also find it hard to believe that these spacemen would breed with cavemen, and still go through the industrial revolution, the 1980's, our history, etc. They already know about space travel and robots and things, why would they create log huts and tape decks?

– It takes our sun and a couple FTL jumps to finally destroy the BSG.

– This is it, isn't it? They explain Kara Thrace the same way they explain virtual Baltar and Virtual Caprica – As angels, because God or something similar is real? Sigh.

– Awesome Cylon lie detector guy.

– All the Adama men have now kissed Kara on the mouth.

– Cavemen experiencing space ships doesn't even make sense. Their brains would be ruined by that, I'd think... Or, I guess they'd think it was some sort of magical god dinosaur.

– Awesome! Starbuck vanishing. Was she a vision all along? A vision to everyone?

– Ah, Helo lived. Adorable.

– Happy endings for all the toaster frakkers. If you help destroy an entire planet, you will get a brand new one to start over new and be happy and be loved. If you are given the option, wipe out humanity. It'll come back 100 fold.

– 4 Seasons of war and death and exhaustion and everything. In the end, everyone goes back to doing what they were doing before it all even started. Farming. Hunting. Being normal.

– Hahah, a robot montage? Hahaha.

– NYC. New York of Cylons.

– Well...that was that. Is this what it's going to be like next year when Lost ends? A big ol' happily ever after for a bunch of human murderers and their lovers?

– It's over. Grab your gun and bring in the cat.